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Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Ode to the Schmuck


I am not sure how Satan entered,
into my life, which lay here splintered.
All I know is she now must go,
She has wreaked her havoc and laid me low.

And now she's gone whence she came from,
back into what horrid monster's bum?
There she can rot and deteriorate,
until once again she may emanate.

Crawling, oozing, free at last,
she may repeat her sins of the past.
Taking another man's soul on her plate,
her fiendish appetite she must sate.

I watch in horror so completely utter,
as she sucks his marrow, I give a shudder.
Had I known it would mean his life,
I'd have kept the succubus as my own wife.

Sorry, but you deserve her, Tory.

8 comments:

angie said...

Is this code for the winner? Just kidding. I always thought of the devil as a man. :)

Stu Pidasso said...

No. I'll post the winner when I get home and then almost immediately the next contest. This was prompted by a phone conversation with "she that must not be named" (obviously).

Drama Mama said...

Daaang stewey...I need to get into this poetry stuff!! You just totally vented!! Fierce!

J Cosmo Newbery said...

Ouch! A bit of hurtin' happenin'!

Stu Pidasso said...

I do vent, and my attempts at poetry are like a 14 year old boy trying to learn about girls "hands on" (just stumbling and rough). But if you want some good/great poetry, go over to J.cosmo.Newbery's site. That guy can write.

J.Cosmo.....if you aren't published you should look into it. You have some awesome stuff. I suggest you go over to Laura Salas site (I have a link on the side of my blog). SHe is published and talks alot about the ins and outs of the business. Good Luck to all and Write on!!

Now for last week's Caption winner and this weeks Photo.

Stu Pidasso said...

And Drama Mama, I have not mailed your CD yet. It WILL go out this week.

Vana Lea said...

Nice dad nice, that just made my day (note my sarcasm) but whatever you're angry and aren't going to stop so i'll deal. Love you.

Stu Pidasso said...

AHHHHHH. My sarcastic daughter. Take it with a grain of salt, for if I truly hated her I would have been in jail for life many years ago and you would be being raised by someone other then it or I.